the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!