- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to have gravity.

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The ability to smell colors

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to shrink boobs

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

Pointless Super Powers