- Pointless Super Powers

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to smell whore

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to see through windows

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!