- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

the power to become translucent

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to release the bogus

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The ability to eat the red ones last

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

Pointless Super Powers