the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to die.

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the power to write on cellophane

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!