The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power... to move you.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power of women's rights.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to get arrested

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!