The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power think five times slower.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!