- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to read your own mind

The power of hindsight

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to smell water.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to take edible shits.

The ability to sweat poop.

the power to walk on land.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

the power to turn food into shit

The power to absolutely nothing

Pointless Super Powers