The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to break bones at will.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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being black

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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the power to read your own mind

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!