- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn food into shit

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to shrink your private parts.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

the power to summon a massive midget

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The Power to Read really Small Words

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to burn the sun.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to die from darting too hard

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The power to autocorrect your mom.

Pointless Super Powers