- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to become visible at will.

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to be asleep while in bed

the power to sleep while standing!

the power to jizz money

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

The ability to not slip on banana peels

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The power to have a atomic fart

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

The power to stare directly at the sun

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

The Power to Power

the power to turn into a tree

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

the power to catch em' all

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

Pointless Super Powers