- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to like this post

the power to morph into yourself

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

To have the power to breathe

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The power to not have any power at all

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

the power to control nothing

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

Power to give birth through your penis.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to not have a superpower

The ability to get shot, for real.

Pointless Super Powers