The power to like this power

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to see oxygen.

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to take edible shits.

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

the power to fart your way to the moon

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

The power to be a common person

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!