The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to not care.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!