- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to touch your toes

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to take edible shits.

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

ability to levitate using my fart...

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

the power to animate condiments

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

Pointless Super Powers