The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to stop existing.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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he power to make mistakes

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!