The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to get arrested

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to not be funny

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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Justin Bieber

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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the power to see the present

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!