The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to die from darting too hard

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the power to die on the spot

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to be normal and average

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!