- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

+88

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

+88

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

+88

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

+76

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

+74

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

+72

The power to forget what your superpower is

+66

Every time you clap some one dies

+66

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to become black!

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

the power to morph into yourself

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

Liam Brudenell

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The ability to be Edward Cullen

the power to become translucent

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"