The power to not get shit dick

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to release the bogus

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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to zap people but only yourself

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to think of food

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!