The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to be missed when present.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!