the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!