The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to become famous on vine

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!