the ability to look into your brain

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to be a common person

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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the power to get sick

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!