The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to make money disappear.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to understand irony.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!