The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to break bones at will.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!