Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to get arrested

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!