the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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the power to get in the van

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power that will grant you no power.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!