The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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the power to turn food into shit

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power of being pointless

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!