The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!