The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to create a pointless superpower

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to smell water.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!