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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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the power to catch em' all

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!