The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to die at will

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to read this.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to not see anything

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!