- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

the power to enter a coma.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to plank

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to die

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power to get hard at will.

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The ability to jump

The power of 12% levetation

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...cough cough deadpool cough cough

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

Pointless Super Powers