- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly when your in an airplane

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to have an ability.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

Being only half invisible.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to pee while standing up

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to see through windows

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

Pointless Super Powers