- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to digest corn.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to lower your IQ at will.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The power to pee poop

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power to kill yourself

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to think oppositely

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

the power to turn food into shit

Pointless Super Powers