- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to see through windows

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The ability to eat the red ones last

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to lose all your limbs

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

Pointless Super Powers