The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to not have a brain!

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to die at will

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to read this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!