- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

The power to see in black and white at will.

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power drown in water

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power of bad luck

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to see through windows

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to even

Pointless Super Powers