- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to throw fireballs only under water

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to lower your IQ at will.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

Pointless Super Powers