The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to fall without screaming.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power drown in water

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!