The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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he power to make mistakes

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to like this power

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!