- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

Delayed Reaction Man

A good Kisser

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The power to not care.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to fold paper seven times

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

lol

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

Pointless Super Powers