The power to plank

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to die

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to get hard at will.

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The ability to jump

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!