The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to do something while you can play games.

the power of the succulent game

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

The power to die

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

the power to morph into yourself

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The power of women's rights.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!