Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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Nothing

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The power to see oxygen.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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the power to enter a coma.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to plank

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to die

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to get hard at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!