- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to see the past.

The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

ability to levitate using my fart...

ability to run very fast forever

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

Pointless Super Powers