- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into a tree.

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

The power to stare directly at the sun

The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

The power to be superman with no power's

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

The power to smell farts from miles away

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to take a s*** on people

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to fall without screaming.

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to have night vision during the day.

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to swallow instead of spit

Pointless Super Powers