Liam Brudenell

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the power to smell like ham

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to see via toe nails

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!