The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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the power to become demented

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to be normal and average

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!