The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!