The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to get hard at will.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!