The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to see the past.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to have a V8

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power of hindsight

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!