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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song
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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee
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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense
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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.
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The ability to look at someone and die.
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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,
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The power of dying whenever you want.
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The ability to transform in to a glass of water
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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.
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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!
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the power to get F's on assignments without trying
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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.
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The power to fly when your in an airplane
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The power to speak braille.
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The power to unsee the unseen.
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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.
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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.
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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.
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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.
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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.
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Super speed, but with super clumsiness
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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.
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The ability to discharge a battery - JW
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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!