The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The ability to change your weight

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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the power to smell like ham

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!