The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to take edible shits.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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the power to get sick

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to die.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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To shit bricks.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!