The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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the power to get sick

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to die.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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To shit bricks.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!