The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to change your eye color.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to control yourself

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to fart rainbows

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the ability to blow yourself

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!