The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!