- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to know when a politician is lying

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

Being able to fly in place.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to fold paper seven times

lol

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

Pointless Super Powers