- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

Being able to fly in place.

lol

The power to fold paper seven times

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to turn any object into food

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to not do it.

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

Pointless Super Powers