- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The ability to get up from the couch.

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to become black!

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

the power to make food shrimp.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

Pointless Super Powers