The power to waste money

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

swear words -jesse

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

Doing a handstand with your feet

the ability to die on command

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!