The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to become black!

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to smell through your arse.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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All of aquaman's powers.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!