- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to lower your IQ at will.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

75% levitation

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to take edible shits.

to randomly self destruct at any time

the power to change people socks on command

The power to hear in the dark.

Pointless Super Powers