The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to transform into baby food.

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to do nothing

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!