- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The ability to like this post

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

The power to control paprika with your mind

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to have no superpower

The ability to know when men have erections

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

the power to control nothing

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

Pointless Super Powers