- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be a gamer

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power to see the past.

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The power to die when you get old

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power of bad luck

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The ability to not have a super power.

The power drown in water

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

The abilty to go through water.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

Pointless Super Powers