- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

The power to stop existing.

The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power to see the past.

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to die when you get old

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power of bad luck

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The ability to not have a super power.

The abilty to go through water.

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

Pointless Super Powers