- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to count to potato

The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The power to make pencils dull.

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to ejaculate napalm

The ability to not live forever

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

Pointless Super Powers