The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to see through air

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to be powerless

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!