- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

power to age faster

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to skip the Kripp.

The power to take edible shits.

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

Pointless Super Powers